Per-map breakdown of the best hiding spots with risk ratings, escape routes, and pro tips. Master these and you'll survive every round.
Couch blocks Homer's line of sight from the front door. Stay crouched behind the far end for best concealment.
🚪 Escape: Kitchen door, front window
Common hiding spot but effective in chaotic rounds. Best with dark skins that blend with floor shadows.
🚪 Escape: Back door, living room
Homer checks this early. Only use if you plan to relocate in the first 30 seconds of the hunt phase.
🚪 Escape: Bedroom window only
Single entrance makes this risky, but the stacked boxes create a tight spot that's hard to navigate into.
🚪 Escape: Garage door only (risky!)
⭐ Advanced spot. Stack boxes to reach roof. Most Homers don't check here. Requires wall-hop skill.
🚪 Escape: Jump down to any side
Door creates a blind spot when open. Tuck behind it and Homer walks right past.
🚪 Escape: Basement stairs, sneak upstairs
⭐ Multiple thick bushes create excellent cover. Stay against the fence for maximum concealment.
🚪 Escape: Alley, street, backyard
Narrow alleys break Homer's line of sight. Duck behind trash cans for extra cover.
🚪 Escape: Both ends of alley
First place experienced Homers check. Only use early game to set up a run.
🚪 Escape: Out the garage door
Back side of the store rarely visited. Great for running out the clock.
🚪 Escape: Both store sides
Obvious but effective for juking. Crouch low and use the counter as a shield to circle away.
🚪 Escape: Over counter, back room
Boxes and kegs offer multiple small spots. Rotate between them if Homer enters.
🚪 Escape: Back door, main area
Close the stall door for extra concealment. Small map means Homer will check eventually though.
🚪 Escape: Bathroom window
⭐ Jump out a window and sit on the ledge. Most Homers stay inside — expert-only trick.
🚪 Escape: Drop down, re-enter window
⭐ Best spot in the Krusty Krab. Multiple crate arrangements offer excellent cover with vertical advantage.
🚪 Escape: Attic ladder, crate gaps
Squid ward's workspace offers cover behind the grill and prep counter. Stay crouched.
🚪 Escape: Kitchen door, service window
⭐ Hidden entrance panel on the wall. If you know where it is, most Homers won't find you.
🚪 Escape: Secret entrance only
Open dining area means Homer has clear sightlines. Only works with small model skins.
🚪 Escape: Front door, kitchen
⭐ Many stands create a maze of cover. Rotate between them to stay hidden longer.
🚪 Escape: Multiple directions
Upper level shops have blind spots inside. Use escalator to escape if Homer comes upstairs.
🚪 Escape: Escalators, shop doors
The escalator structure creates a natural blind spot. Stay at the base for best concealment.
🚪 Escape: Up escalator, around base
Decorative props near the mall entrance offer surprisingly good cover with multiple escape angles.
🚪 Escape: Entrance, food court
Multiple crates create gaps to squeeze into. Dark skins are essential here.
🚪 Escape: Storage door, vent
⭐ Toggle lights off and hide in the dark corner. Ghost Bart is nearly invisible here!
🚪 Escape: Room door, emergency hatch
Pipe clusters block sightlines. Homer has to navigate carefully, giving you time to escape.
🚪 Escape: Both engine room doors
Small space under the pilot console. First place most experienced Homers check.
🚪 Escape: Cockpit door only